...window, theres a storm a brewin'!
I can't find my..
...window, theres a storm a brewin'!
I can't find my..
...shopping list in all this wind.
What do I need to buy at the...
. . . pr0n shop.
I think I need a new . . .
"Time is all we have. You may find one day that you have less than you think." - Randy Pausch
"Show-off always shown up in showdown" - Confucius
...hand mixer. I wore out the batteries in the old one. The next one had better...
...be rechargeable.
You never know when you're going to need to mix some...
. . . piece of liver.
I would prefer eating fresh . . .
"Time is all we have. You may find one day that you have less than you think." - Randy Pausch
"Show-off always shown up in showdown" - Confucius
...brains with a twist of lemon.
Zombies aren't looked upon too kindly...
..because they're such a tired concept!
Now werewolves on the other hand..
...smell like old socks
but you can.....
...still use them to break the ice.
Unfortunately, I still don't know how to handle the sort of situation where...
...I get my junk stuck in a salad shooter.
When I got into my car this morning I found...
... a huge dump on my seat.
That monkey must have...
...a huge head. Good thing they have wide doors in Wales, otherwise he'd knock his head on...Originally Posted by DontBeAJimmy
everything in sight...
Hmmm that reminds me where did I put that...
..giant paper-mache model of Jupiter?
It was right here this morning before I went out to...
...find the helicopter I flew in on.
We'll have to get these refugees out of here by...
. . . piggyback rides.
It's too bad I hurt my back when I . . .
"Time is all we have. You may find one day that you have less than you think." - Randy Pausch
"Show-off always shown up in showdown" - Confucius
..was tea-bagging your girlfriend.
I accidentally put..
...it on your birthday card.
You're so old...
you look dead.
Speaking of dead, do you smell something...
Drawn to redemption by the grace in His eyes. If grace is an ocean, we're all sinking.
similar to vomit with a twist of citrus? It reminds me of a drink...
...I had at a clan meet once.
It was a mixture of lemon vodka...
..and baby puke.
Who would've thought..
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